You were in the bathroom during the Flomax Commercial
Clearly, the advertisement for Flomax — a prescription medication designed to alleviate uncontrollable male urination—was the true winner of Super Bowl XLVXIV. But apparently, you were too busy urinating to notice!
The “Flomax” ad was a gut-wrenching, emotional plea to end those constant trips to the restroom, while learning to live with possible side effects such as “runny nose,” “fainting” and “decrease in semen.” But you wouldn’t know that, would you? Because you were too busy dashing back and forth to the toilet, and laughing with your callous friends at the expense of a poor mouse being brutally attacked for your entertainment.
This is NOT the America I signed up for, Americans. That’s why the scientists here at MSNBC.com have decided to give our readers two choices: either retract your vote for the Blockbuster “pets of perversion,” or we will be forced to instigate a very nasty online petition. We’re not exactly sure what we’ll be petitioning against—but mark our words, it’ll make what happened to Sodom and Gomorrah look like a cupcake party.